Balls To You

Taking a quick side road away from WWE for a minute to announce the release of my autobiography "Balls To You." It still bears some relevance here as it charts my time in Germany. This was when Dad started as a stage technician for a wrestling tour before becoming a performer himself. It feels a little obtuse to point out that he never won a strap while wearing the tights but to this day I can proclaim to be a World Heavyweight Hardcore Champion.

Not to lead you astray, the book only briefly flirts with the sports entertainment theme, but its influence has no doubt shaped the act that became my band, Esoteric Impulse Project. It's a pretty crude tale at times, full of sex, drugs and something trying to pass itself off as Rock 'n' Roll.

Read with caution and an open mind. It's just jokes, people.

It's available now in the Amazon Kindle store as an e-book.

(Universal Link: Clive Balls - "Balls to You")