They were Right to Bring The Undertaker Back

 

The title above is half a sentence. It should read: They were right to bring The Undertaker back but they’ve told the wrong story.

WWE needs a boost, there’s no doubt about this. Weekly ratings are continually low, which I fear will continue to be the case whilst WWE Creative flounder through Raw episodes three hours in length, and the winter season is always a lull before the road to WrestleMania kicks off via the Royal Rumble. An injection of the Phenom ensures there’s less of a plateau.

The episode of Raw that saw a massive in-ring brawl continue to the backstage area was one of the best moments the Monday night show has produced since the Attitude Era. That’s no exaggeration. It had believable tension and brutality. It felt like something was unfolding naturally. We were witnessing an incident. Unfortunately the script to accompany the action isn’t as strong.

The Undertaker needed to return as a heel. Don’t boo me, it makes sense. He’d already received the massive pop – as a returning legend is always guaranteed – when he turned up at Battleground. After which WWE should have placed the product over sentiment. He’s played the bad guy before, he could again. Brock Lesnar is – or was, depending how this story plays out – over with the fans. More over than anyone could have ever reasonably expected. Current planning ruins this.

The blocks were in place for a heel Undertaker appearance. It’s more believable he was getting revenge for his brother’s (kayfabe) broken ankle than some annoyance regarding Heyman’s eighteen month bragathon.  To whine about Brock boasting now makes him appear weak. It also damages the growing powers of Bray Wyatt having The Undertaker declare this is his real return.

The chances are The Deadman will get his revenge at SummerSlam, if anything it gives WWE the option for a third and final showdown further down the line (WrestleMania perhaps, if Sting never shows up in a WWE ring again?). And this probability adds further weight to an evil Undertaker plan. To beat Lesnar he had to go to dark places, tap into a side he’d long since abandoned. It makes for a more plausible story.

It’s only the appearance of a more viscous side that will make Brock’s disappearance post-SummerSlam more believable. Only bad guys cause long-term injury in the WWE. Heel tactics also mean less wrestling, and witnessing the way the Tombstone Piledrivers were delivered at Battleground (awkward and cumbersome) leads me to believe the less in-ring action the better for the Man in Black.

The WWE could do with the ‘Taker ratings boost right now, it just needs the right sort of ‘Taker to maximise the potential of the Beast Incarnate.




Clive Balls's memoir Balls To You is available here from the Amazon store.

Out of Nowhere!

They say a week is a long time in football (soccer to American readers) and that can be applied to life in the WWE. Never better expressed than the resurgence of Randy Orton. To such a degree even BBC Sport reported Dundee players celebrating a recent goal by imitating Orton’s famous finisher, the RKO ("Randy Orton: Dundee celebrate goal with WWE move"). It comes off the back of videos and Vines that went viral online, each depicting real-life slips but with The Viper superimposed applying the killer move. It put Orton over in a whole new way. Suddenly the third-generation superstar transcends sports entertainment.

Before the 20^th October Monday Night Raw, not many people had the stomach for another Orton/Cena clash. The match had no relevance. Orton had drifted – through no fault of his own – during his reign as the first WWE World Heavyweight Champion. It was doomed after poor scripting, the idea he was ‘first’ to hold both belts when we all remember Chris Jericho unifying the titles, and being overshadowed by Daniel Bryan’s emergence. Since then he has been part of The Authority. Out of the main title mix, seemingly far away from a shot at the MIA Brock Lesnar.

Then it all changed. Those Vines must have helped. Exposure is always a good thing. Initially the idea of presenting Cena or Orton with a shot at gold, when many saw their match behind Ambrose and Rollins, was absurd. What nobody foresaw was the fire that had been lit beneath Randy. Getting attention gives anyone a boost, combined with the spotlight being thrust back on him, a fresh version of the Apex Predator emerged. This is usually unheard of for established stars. Once a main character is formed it goes stale (can you ever see Cena changing now or The Rock altering his act?).

Delivering multiple RKOs was a must after the recent internet sensation. Giving one to sirs Cena and Heyman ensured the fight at Hell in a Cell had extra spice, and the one he gets afterward (hopefully Lesnar) suddenly got personal. Combining this with tensions surrounding Seth Rollins reaching a crescendo, should ensure he’s about to break out on his own once again.

WWE needs to build on the new public awareness surrounding the RKO. Down the line I’d like to see him counter Brock Lesnar’s F5 for the title win. Before this he needs to shown popping unexpected RKOs off everywhere. Not just in-ring, or backstage, but vignettes filmed from real-life set-ups. Let’s see him drop people in shopping malls and banks; movie theatres or as a spectator at sports games. When something is hot, use it. Make videos and clips the way WWE managed in the attitude era. Orton is now over with the fans, and this is before a face turn. They shouldn’t drop the ball like they have done, and keep doing, with so many other stars.

This week he described himself as ‘Third generation royalty,’ it’s time to make Randy Orton a powerful King. Most fans have had their fill of Cena, Bryan is injured and Reigns isn’t ready yet for main event status. As for Ambrose and Rollins – they’d be good to offer a challenge to a newly crowned Viper.

Best of the RKO Vines YouTube Link